Yadin just IMed me out of the blue and said "your status message rocks". Which is true, but still. YADIN. I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT YOU SINCE I GRADUATED. WEIRDNESS.

And weirder still, we went on to have a full-blown normal conversation!

WHAT IS GOING ON.

I think the people at Kraft must enjoy puns. Or maybe Paul Newman does.

I'm eating little cookie things - Fig Newmans. (har har!)

"And Mr. Frederick's first wife?"
"Hopelessly insane, and but a mediocre harpsichord player..."

Yes, I'm listening to Fragile Things again. What can I say? I love it to bits.

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I had forgotten how the instructions on the condom box sounds... it's like your mom giving you directions.

HEY NICK, YOU SHOULD COME OVER FOR SEXY TIMES. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I'M ALL PREPARED AND SHIT.

So I got The Muppets' version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" entirely for the verse when Beaker sings "mi mi mi mi mi mi!" and every time I hear him sing it, I giggle.

EVERY TIME.

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Continue, sister.
how bad I needed the dough.

okay, this is supposed to be funny. The death of Humpty Dumpty recast into a 1950s noir detective story...

now I can't stop giggling.